Perfection, over-perfection, Aquarian.

I can safely say that I have spent 70% of my life with Aquarius (as my real brother and some of my closest friends are Aquarius) and I know them IN and Out. Let me try and get into detailed personality traits of Aquarius.
1. There is only  to work and that’s Hard work :In any organization just pick an employee who spends maximum time in office and I can bet he/she would be Aquarius, when it comes to number of hours spent in office nobody can beat Aquarius (Read Rahul Jaiswal and Varun Tandon my colleagues) and when I say that,I can quote figures, I have seen them working from 18-36 hours in a go!!.So if you are an HR or own your company and you like people spending more working hours in office, hire Aquarius and they would beat your expectation.
2. Man/Women of Few Words
Most of the Aquarius I have came across believe in doing things than talking about it, they believe if you have an idea or work, don’t keep in To-Do list, do it right away. They believe talking too much about a thing is a waste of time, so most of the Aquarius prefers to be part of operations team than strategy.
3.  One Man/Women Army
They are firm believer of the fact that there is nothing called smart work, they believe work hard (at least for the first time) and when the next time you do it, then you can do it more smartly. This further implies that when working in a team, they don’t want things to be delivered till the time they are PERFECT and if other team mates are not willing to go that extra mile, they will take an ownership and will do their task as well. But things delivered to client should be nothing but perfect.

Personally 

1. One Woman Men/One Man Women 

Trust me if your Boyfriend/Girl Friend/ Spouse is a Aquarian, you never need to be worried about their loyalty, by this I don’t mean there wouldn’t be girls or guys hitting upon them but they are too much into you to think about other girls/guys. In fact I would like to add if you are an Aquarius and engaged/Committed there is no point going to abroad (read Singapore, Thailand!!)  Because you are neways not going to admire the beauty of the Place (read Girls :)) instead give the opportunity to people like us who would at least be looking or enjoying the beauty of the place :):) 

2. Anything less than over perfection is a compromise

As I said I have been living with Aquarius  (My Bro )throughout my life, so trust me the perfection doesn’t ends in office, even the home has to be perfect, perfection at home means pay the bills even before they arrive , take care of bikes, cars, pollutions, locks and what not. There is a famous saying that bachelors live very shabbily (read untidy) but put Aquarius bachelors in a room and it would be so clean that our mothers won’t be able to match that standard :).

3. Make few friends but make them for lifetime

Aquarius are normally not over extrovert people, they have set of people with whom they prefer to be friend with,but these friends remain friends for  lifetime and that's because they go that extra mile for these people.

4.Damn it!! Any day better Son/Daughter/Employee than me 

Its been more than a month that my bro is out of home but my mother(or for relatives for that matter ) keep on saying this is how he used to do it, he is better than you in this, in office my managers say they (read Rahul or Varun) are better employees than me,alright i give up even i admire and confess i keep them ideal whenever i do things and mark myself on the scale as defined by them

Wishing all Aquarius a delightful and happy birthday (ab isse zyada jhoot main nhi likh sakta Rahul/Varun/Bhai as promised u 3 owe me a treat now :):):) )

Cheers !!!!!

How to get Europe out of the Recession: Fly in Females from rest of the world :):)

According to Wikipedia, a recession is a business cycle contraction, a general slowdown in economic activity, in simple words even though money is there in economy but people stop spending that money. Now here I am putting my thinking cap and trying to describe a way, how can we get Europe out of Recession in a very humorous and Light Manner.
Why Fly in females from rest of the world, I found this answer after reading various blogs on females and watching some of the funny sit-coms on Star World.
1 They Love to Shop whether they are happy, sad or angry
If you are a guy just try to compare your wardrobe with your sister, girlfriend or spouse for that matter. One of my office friend told me that her wife’s clothing (plus shoes how can you forget them :) :) ) takes 2.5 cupboard and his is stuffed in rest 0.5 :).Most of the females I have come across say they love to shop and go shopping almost every other weekend, further they also give in to the fact that shopping make them happy especially if they are sad or disappointed  with something. So we can safely send these females to Europe and spending will increase automatically.
2 They Love Gifts 
Gifts are an eternal part of any relationship with females :)( Right from mothers to sister s to girlfriends to wife), if you want to keep them happy I guess gifts are one easiest ways to do that. I know and completely agree that “It is thought that matters :)” but practically speaking nothing comes for free. In fact the best part is unlike guys, females like to gift each other as well so here we are again increasing the spending for recession free Europe.
3 The Class Apart
Two guys can sit anywhere on a roadside ‘Dhaba’ and enjoy the meal but when you are with females (again be it moms gfs or friends ) you have to find a place where they feel convenient, you can’t sit anywhere, it should be place with decent ambience and where they feel comfortable so again the expense on eating out also increases exponentially.
4 A Man speaks 7000 words a day, a woman 20000 word a day!!
Honestly I have not made up this figure, it has come out of extensive research conducted by times life (a supplement of Times of India), you must be wondering how number of words is related to spending. The answer is our telecom industry runs on our eternal need to connect and women have slightly more longing for interacting as they believe problems gets light with sharing and venting it out. So this automatically increases the spending on Telephone bills etc.
5 A superwoman owns it all 
With women entering every industry of the world and with high disposable income they have everything at their feet, they love to look beautiful, dress well and have ways to decorate themselves for head to toe. So this aspiration to look good comes at cost and is huge industry in itself.

6 Rich will become richer and poor will become poorer
With less females only beer bars, alcohol vendors and sports bars will get benefited, rest almost all the Industries will vanish, as we will not have anyone forcing us to dress properly, honestly being a guy I know most of the guys do not spend too much on themselves for looking good, it is for our female counterparts that we dress somewhat properly.

But having said that I am able to find the answer to Europe Recession but then probably rest of the World will go in Recession :):) :):) 

Cheers !!!!

Taurus- The Priceless Possession

Before i begin my experience and journey of being with Taurus,i would like to wish you all a Wonderful and Prosperous 2012.
Though i am not an Astrologer but i am pretty sure 2012 has plenty of things lined up for Taurus,some of Taurus close to my life had already started feeling that change and i must confess 'I m Lovin it :)'


On an Honest note,Taurus never had a space of my mind,they have been there with me but never too important for me to as they are today, in fact i would not mind saying they are THE MOST IMPORTANT  people in my life right now,coming on to detailed description of Taurus based on the people i have been with.

Professionally  
Most of the Taurus, i have come across with are both Hardworking and are Intelligent,they work hard to achieve what they want in life but if they don't get it their own way they know how to twist things to get their own way so they are also smart people.Taurus are ambitious but they are not ready to leave everything for success.So all in all  i know people of this sun sign doing everything from sales to teaching to corporate but they are not Very Aggressive, they give Apt importance Relations,Life and Money.

Personally 
They are very very observant and Mature people and have a Strict Rules on which they judge what is right and what is wrong, in fact my 10 year old Taurus Cousin can beat me in terms of maturity :).
They are very emotional people but only in front of the people they are closest to,hence to most of the world they appear conservative or at times rude but unlike all of us they not superficial or dual personality, they show what they are.

There way of dealing things are" if you like me its okay but if you don't then its your problem", however this compose and calmness in which they handle things make them the Best Confidant, in fact people of all the sun signs come and share their problem with them and admire the way they handle things.

However they are like Volcano, so they are quiet till the time you don't poke them but once poked anger or love will come in volumes.The Trait which i like the most about them is they give extreme importance to only the people in world that matter to them and are loyal Husband/Wives and make best of Sons/Daughters.

It might  come as a surprise to many of you even though i am single (this is not a surprise  okay !! ) as of now but i want to spend my rest of the life with a Taurus, so even before i will look a girl or family etc etc, if she is Taurus, i am all set and would consider myself lucky to spend my rest of the life with her.

Crux of the Matter : if you have a Taurus Girlfriend/Boy Friend/Spouse never let them go because you never know if you will be lucky to get a one again