According to Wikipedia, a recession is a business cycle contraction, a general slowdown in economic activity, in simple words even though money is there in economy but people stop spending that money. Now here I am putting my thinking cap and trying to describe a way, how can we get Europe out of Recession in a very humorous and Light Manner.
Why Fly in females from rest of the world, I found this answer after reading various blogs on females and watching some of the funny sit-coms on Star World.
1 They Love to Shop whether they are happy, sad or angry
If you are a guy just try to compare your wardrobe with your sister, girlfriend or spouse for that matter. One of my office friend told me that her wife’s clothing (plus shoes how can you forget them :) :) ) takes 2.5 cupboard and his is stuffed in rest 0.5 :).Most of the females I have come across say they love to shop and go shopping almost every other weekend, further they also give in to the fact that shopping make them happy especially if they are sad or disappointed with something. So we can safely send these females to Europe and spending will increase automatically.
2 They Love Gifts
Gifts are an eternal part of any relationship with females :)( Right from mothers to sister s to girlfriends to wife), if you want to keep them happy I guess gifts are one easiest ways to do that. I know and completely agree that “It is thought that matters :)” but practically speaking nothing comes for free. In fact the best part is unlike guys, females like to gift each other as well so here we are again increasing the spending for recession free Europe.
3 The Class Apart
Two guys can sit anywhere on a roadside ‘Dhaba’ and enjoy the meal but when you are with females (again be it moms gfs or friends ) you have to find a place where they feel convenient, you can’t sit anywhere, it should be place with decent ambience and where they feel comfortable so again the expense on eating out also increases exponentially.
4 A Man speaks 7000 words a day, a woman 20000 word a day!!
Honestly I have not made up this figure, it has come out of extensive research conducted by times life (a supplement of Times of India), you must be wondering how number of words is related to spending. The answer is our telecom industry runs on our eternal need to connect and women have slightly more longing for interacting as they believe problems gets light with sharing and venting it out. So this automatically increases the spending on Telephone bills etc.
5 A superwoman owns it all
With women entering every industry of the world and with high disposable income they have everything at their feet, they love to look beautiful, dress well and have ways to decorate themselves for head to toe. So this aspiration to look good comes at cost and is huge industry in itself.
6 Rich will become richer and poor will become poorer
With less females only beer bars, alcohol vendors and sports bars will get benefited, rest almost all the Industries will vanish, as we will not have anyone forcing us to dress properly, honestly being a guy I know most of the guys do not spend too much on themselves for looking good, it is for our female counterparts that we dress somewhat properly.
But having said that I am able to find the answer to Europe Recession but then probably rest of the World will go in Recession :):) :):)
Cheers !!!!
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